poop.

{need i say more after the title.}
this is the day of poop.
poop has been the theme of the day.
have you ever just had a day filled with poop.
well let me tell you a little about this poopy day.

so...

allow me to set the stage.

mark and i wake up to a 

lovely k-love worship song,

stretch and think about what a wonderful 

nights sleep we had,

say some "good-morning honeys"

....

{just kidding... mornings aren't

quite that nice}...

anyways we sleepily roll ourselves

out of bed

and step onto...

nice ...

     

warm....

soft...

pile of poop!

yes...mark {lucky for me, stepped out of bed first}

gently lowered his entire foot into a large pile of dog poo.

upon further observation...

we discovered that there was runny dog

diarrhea all

around the bed...literally trapping us in our bed!

all over the carpet....

trailing into the bathroom...

everywhere!

...why the dog felt it was necessary to decorate the entire layout of our bedroom in brown, rather than keep

it to one spot is a mystery to me!

the day of poop.

so that was a fun way to begin the day!

but the day of poo

does not stop in the morning ....

no, i have a 1 year old

that can also contribute 

to the day.

by the way...did i mention he is teething?

for those of you who do not know

teething poo is very, very acidic, stinky, and flat out gross.

well what did we discover upon getting him up in the morning.

yes, blow out teething diarrhea poo!

oh but why would he stop there 

he also gave me another gift at lunch..

same thing...

stinky, acidic, nasty, diarrhea poop all up his back...

and lodged in every crevice possible.

result: another bath.

thus the day of poop.

still working on the cleaning thats

involved in 

[the day poop.]

*thank goodness for chemicals, water, and carpet cleaners*


also just to top off the messes of the
day...here is what happened
with the pb&j sandwich today.
{i must have been wearing a sign that said
im 9 months pregnant and need big messes to clean up}

^
a close up of the mashed in sandwich that was all over his hair.

alright thats all i have for today

...i hope to have the dresser done tomorrow.

it is not going as planned...

i am praying it turns out half way decent.